I was kidnapped I swear! Also blockbusting.

Its true, the reason I dont blog is because I get abducted or kidnapped. Every time I escape I update my blog. I actually spend the majority of time in captivity, either of pirates or space aliens or vitreolic librarians.

Oh crap I have writers block. Gahhh, it weighs a ton! If only I were a blockbuster like Mario, I would simply smash it with my tail powerup. Ive often wished the world were filled with smashable blocks. Mario has a great life. He gets to smash blocks. Someone recently smashed my windshield. It probably would be therapeutic if it didnt carry the emotional baggage vandalism probably carries. Anyway I thought smashing blocks would be therapeutic, but this block is going nowhere. Save us Mario!