My new camera case is TIGHT! (Well, watertight anyway.) I've wanted a Pelican case for 6 years, and I finally had an excuse to get one. (I got the tiniest one.) My camera is officially ready for World War III. So... what are we waiting for? Come on I want to see some serious apocalyptic ACTION out there! (I'm sure we'll find a way to piss off any nations we haven't managed to so far, we just need to use our resources and initiative.)
Projected Scenarios:
Pelican Case v. Hulk Hogan
... Pelican Case by TKO
Pelican Case v. Sputnik
... Sputnik is not waterproof THEREFORE Camera Case
Pelican Case v. Liberal Theology
Don't even TRY to think outside of THIS box - it's gonna it you for LUNCH! (That's right GET back in there!)
Pelican Case v. My Homework
...mehh....
Pelican Case v. Bad Hair Day
Who is going to notice my hair? I have a freakin' PELICAN CASE!!!
Pelican Case v. Lex Luther
Lex Luther is sealed into Pelican Case and thrown into the sun. Unfortunately the Pelican Case kept him intact and he is currently working on diabolical revenge schemes. Who will save us?
Pelican Case vs. [Insert Your Own]
Pelican Case vs....
07 March 2006 | Posted by Pilgrim at 9:24 PM
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Pelican Case vs A Black Hole...The battle lasts for nearly 200,000 years but in the end Pelican Case succeded in tricking the Black Hole to suck on itself, which caused the Hole to invert on itself, causing a second Big Bang, resulting in some sort of parralel universe...
Pelican Case vs. Facebook. Facebook attempts to friend Pelican Case, but Pelican Case rejects friend request. Deeply hurt, Facebook takes revenge by initiating poking war. Pelican Case writes evil comments on Facebook's wall. Facebook weeps. Pelican Case posts evil pictures of Facebook in morally reprehensible situations, including scandalous pictures of Facebook's liason with MySpace. Facebook dies a slow painful death by a blizzard of friend detail requests.
So... now I miss the random meals I used to have with Josh Powers... Random, but real, and honest, and... hmm... fun theology. Yeah, we'll say that for now. (But really I hardly remember those at all. I remember one particular conversation that occured over a Saturday brunch. It encouraged me so mightily that I was able to get through a whole week without being resentful of Regular Baptists, and all sorts of atrocities.
Miss ya Josh! Jessie
Pelican Case Vs. Pioneer food.
It's too ugly of a scenario to detail here. You know who would win.
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